Quotes
It was an accident. And, you will find love again. A strange and unexpected love.
Nan
Even if I wanted to give it to you, I couldn't. What we do here isn't magic. I'm sorry.
David
We are under siege. Our lives, our very existence is always at risk. Know this. Or, face extinction.
Cordelia Fox
Jay: I won't be able to hear her, she won't be able to see me.
Gloria: Well be together forever!
Well there was this girl on the 16-year-old team who wasn't wearing a bra, so that was cool.
Luke
Phil: The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows.
Manny: Actually it's not a bunch of crows, it's called a murder.
Phil: I know what I did!
Would you believe she said I'm the emotionally fragile one? I mean how crazy is that!
Cam
Everyone knows you're not farm strong!
Pam [to Cam]
You'd rather kill your husband than admit you need glasses?
Jay
Alex: Ok, that's it Grandpa's cheating.
Haley: On Gloria? How could he possibly do better?
Haley: Shouldn't she be playing Words with Friends with friends?
Alex: Grandpa is my friend.
Haley: Of course he is. That's not sad
She can be meaner than a barn owl at sunset.
Cam