The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of ba...

Phil: The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows.
Manny: Actually it's not a bunch of crows, it's called a murder.
Phil: I know what I did!


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Phil Dunphy, Manny Delgado
Episode:
Modern Family Season 5 Episode 4: "Farm Strong"
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Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

She can be meaner than a barn owl at sunset.

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Phil: Remember before we had kids and could just lie in bed all Saturday?
Claire: That's how we got them.
Phil: Why did I have to be so sexy?

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