I shouldn't be taking walks with handsome strangers. It never ends well.

Sookie

Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fancy piano at church.

Arlene

Life is really a sh-t sandwich sometimes.

Arlene

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Eric

Jesse: You ok?
Sam: Yeah, just been a long day. Kind of hoping it would be over.
Jesse: I hate to say this Sam, but I think this thing is far from over.

Madeline: Thank you Fiona, this has been very satisfying.
Fiona: No, this will be satisfying [hands Madeline the detonation button].

Fiona: You know this can get pretty loud. Do you want to wait around the building?
Madeline: I want to help. Unless you think it's not a good idea.
Fiona: No, I think it's a wonderful I idea.

Burke: The first guy I talked to about this job had a plan taking out the guard's front gate and pulling the truck out bloody. Is that pretty much what you're thinking?
Jesse: Any idiot can throw a rock at a wasp's nest. We're finesse guys. We'll get you truck make a much smaller mess.

Jesse: Look Sam, you know I want to help Mike out, but I got clients to answer to. I can't just go running off to the DR on a random Thursday.
Sam: Tell me about it. I was supposed to go have some extra special Sammy time with Elsa this weekend but that ain't happening

You were right Ryan. God is a fake ass little bitch.

Wilfred

Why have you forsaken me God? I give my life in service of you, and you totally dick me over!

Wilfred

It was God, Ryan. And as God was carrying your flat screen tv out the back door, he looked at me as if to say, "Go my son. Smite these sinners. Wipe this present day Sodom and Gomorrah off the face of the earth!"

Wilfred