Quotes
Jace, you can ride a unicycle. I promise you can learn to swim in a country club pool.
Daphne
Honey, this is the new reality. Don't leave me alone in it.
Kathryn
Regina: I have never been able to be around you without feeling invisible.
Angelo: You have never been invisible to me.
Bay: What if my body is what he's expecting?
Daphne: Guys don't really care about that stuff. Not like we do. They're just happy to be there.
The only way this bill is going to kill me is if I die from boredom.
John
If there was a way to blame it on you don't you think I would have done that by now?
Will
She doesn't like you and she has a crush on me. She's going to get married and stab her husband one day, but that's beside the point.
Don
Jerry: Do you want to lead or do you want to follow?
Mac: He wants to follow.
Will: And barely that.
Mac, fire me or send me to New Hampshire!
Jim
Is this brutally awkward?
Maggie
Charlie: You're a nerd and I'm a nerd and you make nerds look bad.
Sloan: No, I make nerds look good.
Mac: These guys are drunk every night.
Charlie: They're 23. They're on a bus in Nashua. They're drunk in the mornings too.