Quotes
Madeline: Thank you Fiona, this has been very satisfying.
Fiona: No, this will be satisfying [hands Madeline the detonation button].
Fiona: You know this can get pretty loud. Do you want to wait around the building?
Madeline: I want to help. Unless you think it's not a good idea.
Fiona: No, I think it's a wonderful I idea.
Burke: The first guy I talked to about this job had a plan taking out the guard's front gate and pulling the truck out bloody. Is that pretty much what you're thinking?
Jesse: Any idiot can throw a rock at a wasp's nest. We're finesse guys. We'll get you truck make a much smaller mess.
Jesse: Look Sam, you know I want to help Mike out, but I got clients to answer to. I can't just go running off to the DR on a random Thursday.
Sam: Tell me about it. I was supposed to go have some extra special Sammy time with Elsa this weekend but that ain't happening
You were right Ryan. God is a fake ass little bitch.
Wilfred
Why have you forsaken me God? I give my life in service of you, and you totally dick me over!
Wilfred
It was God, Ryan. And as God was carrying your flat screen tv out the back door, he looked at me as if to say, "Go my son. Smite these sinners. Wipe this present day Sodom and Gomorrah off the face of the earth!"
Wilfred
I love all God's creatures, even certain Jews.
Wilfred
When one walks with the Lord, Ryan, one's tail is always wagging.
Wilfred
Wilfred: It was Jesus!
Ryan: And Jesus stole my radio?
Wilfred: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Holy shit. Marley and Me is a really sad movie. God, why was I laughing the whole time?
Wilfred
I'm pretty sure they were dead. I looked everywhere for them.
Wilfred