As long as she's in New York, I'm doing absolutely nothing. I got the idea from watching your President Obama the last four years.

Jack

The woman's constant disapproval of me will keep her alive...forever.

Jack

Oh my goodness, the ceremony will be broadcast on Lifetime, oh dot com, backslash garbage file?

Liz

Liz: I'm 42, Cerie.
Cerie: I don't know what that is.

Tehnically I am an A-Lister now, because I was on A List to date Tom Cruise.

Jenna

What the H-E-double vibrators is that thing on your left hand?

Jenna

Watson: If there's some place else you have to be..
Sherlock: Not tonight Watson, not tonight.

Watson: I texted you, you didn't have to come.
Sherlock: As I explained the other day. There is nothing more hazardous to my health then boredom.

Watson: Did you get any sleepy last night?
Sherlock: Hard to sleep knowing a psychopath may have ruined two lives from beyond the grave.

Watson: This is new?!
Sherlock: Old data, new location, though it might jar something loose.

That tea you made the other day, could make some more of it?

Sherlock

Watson: You're still watching this?
Sherlock: This isn't right. He's giving no corroborating detail. He's just rephrasing the questions he's asked in former statements. Mr. O'Brien did you first attempted to construct a massive robot to kill Trent Annunizo. Yes, I first attempted to construct a massive robot to kill Trent Annunizo.