You get caught a lot. Ever think about doing a different line of work?

Sam

Taco: They left for their cruise, so they asked me to take care of Dicko.
Kevin: You know it's Ditka.

You can be a real stuck up bitch at times, can't you?

Christine

This island needs to know that we aren't afraid of the truth.

Marcus

They're setting him up to be your white knight. Do they really think women still fall for that?

Kylie

You may have your laws but I'll have my man.

Marcus

Grace: She's nice and she really seems to like you.
James: Been known to happen.

What happened between us happened. Now yew should just go back to the way things were with you being a jackass and me trying to do my job.

Grace

Berta: There are better things I am more interested in than my birthday...
Alan: You would not believe what happened to me today!!!
Berta: I stand corrected.

Alan: My ex-wife tried to seduce me.
Lyndsey: Judith flirted with you?
Alan: Oh God no!!
Lyndsey: The beautiful one?

Walden: I love you Berta.
Berta: You are one sentimental little taco.

Mellie: I don't want to go.
Fitz: We can't always get what we want, can we?