Quotes
No! Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob! That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy.
Peter
I just bought a giant room full of gold coins that I'm going to dive into like Scrooge McDuck.
Peter
You want to have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?
Peter
We won! I'm getting a penis butler!
Peter
I need to erase someone from time.
Observer
See that table over there? That is natural selection at work, my friend. They don't know that they're a new breed of woman. They just had a natural impulse. To take flight.
Ted
Laura, you need to decide right now because this is your life. What do you want to do with it?
Kate
You better buckle up, adventure calls!
Maggie
Ted: Did you Just fly in on a helicopter?
Maggie: Well, I like to make an entrance.
Tower: Clipper 22, Tower. Your special delivery just arrived, Sir.
Dean: Thanks Tower. That's our girl!
Thanks, Ted, but Pan Am wants actual pilots in the left seat.
Dean
You'll be judged by what you succeed at, boy, not by what you attempt.
The Commodore