Quotes
The guy did seem crazy. He charged my credit card by swiping it through his butt crack.
Rachel
I just want somebody to love me.
Quinn
Kurt: Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the broadway musical about Pippa Middleton.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.
Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.
We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.
Kurt
When did you get so smart?
Santana
Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?
Santana
I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud. Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!
Santana
I'm sorry you guys. We aren't in the top ten.
Will
That kiss was unprofessional. It was too personal and intense. The judges won't like it. They'll consider it common and vulgar and will cost you nationals. Hi Rachel, you sounded great you just shouldn't have kissed him.
Jesse
Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?
You're tearing up. People are starting to stare. People probably think I just broke up with you.
Dustin