Life's a journey, and the one thing you don't do on a journey is stay in one place, right?

Peggy

You're a little touched, aren't ya?

Hank [to Peggy]

No! None of your bullshit, not today. You'll kill us all, you'll split this family apart.

Floyd [to Dodd]

You should probably take those rings off.

Weller

Rich: Who did it? Who killed him?
Jane: I did, with my butter knife.

Tasha: What is that?
Edgar: Oh this is a very sensitive, very expensive surveillance device.

But the thing is, I'm madly in love with you.

David

Chip: Close call, huh? I was a lucky guy.
Julio: If you were lucky, sir, your wife would have gotten out of the car instead of you and you wouldn't have the rest of your life to wonder what you could have done to save her.

My mother always said a party's not a party without entertainment.

Penguin

You have the right to remain silent. I suggest you use it.

Gordon

I'm going to feast on your friends first. Save you for dessert.

Eduardo Flamingo

For some men, love is a source of strength, but for you and I, it will always be our most crippling weakness.

Nygma