Quotes
T, we all know with you "I'll try" means I won't.
Stan
Patrick Jane: Do you want me to?
Teresa Lisbon: I would very much like it if you came.
Patrick Jane: You know I could come with you if you wanted me to.
Teresa Lisbon: That wouldn't be any fun for you.
Patrick Jane: Fun's overrated.
Cho: S'mores are better in a microwave. It's true.
Jane: Well, I don't even know what to say to that.
Mother always told me, never argue with a woman when she's angry.
Dandy
Maggie: My relationship with Dolphy has nothing to do with you. We're just two people who fell in love.
Josh: He's a 150 years old!
Maggie: He's 126. I can't believe I'm defending myself to you.
Tinder is like Facebook but it's just straight to smashin.
Mike
Hitler: Uh oh! There's a Jew at this party!
Josh: That's right.
Hitler: There's one in our midst.
Josh: Who is he?
Mike: This guy Adolf.
Josh: His name is Adolf?
Mike: Yeah.
Josh: Like Adolf Hitler?
Mike: Cool! You know him.
Josh: I know OF him. I thought he died, like, years ago.
Mike: Nahhh. He faked that. He's been hiding in Argentina since like the 40s. I know he's got a weird rep and people think he's sketchy or whatever but, in person, he's actually pretty cool.
Liz: Joshua, want to have a little 'look at yourself' moment?
Josh: No, no.
Liz: Do you go to the gym?
Josh: No.
Liz: Do you have a job?
Josh: I, I, I... I'm a temp.
Liz: OK. Well, how does that sound to a lady?
Josh: If she's a temp she'll like it.
Mike: Here. Wear this.
Josh: What is this?
Mike: Robert Graham contrasting tops. You will crush gash!
Josh: What an awful...! Every gash is somebody's daughter!
Rainbow: But if you were to have a heart attack, he would give a great speech and I would keep you alive. I just don't understand why we're called the same thing.
Dre: Wow, I really don't like this side of you, so I'm tapping out.
Rainbow: Well go ahead and tap out, but if you slip and fall, I'll just have to find you a PhD to help you.