[to Cyrus] Don't patronize me like I'm some hysterical teenage girl at the beginning of my cycle.

Mellie

[to Quinn] The great thing about our line of work? Rock solid job stability! As long as people have to live together, someone's gonna pay to have someone else killed! Fact of life.

Charlie

What is currently happening is that President Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III has made an enemy, the worst kind of enemy, because I know all his secrets. I know where every body is buried, and the greatest weapon I can use against him calls me 'Dad.'

Rowan Pope

[to Olivia] You're skipping around in a field full of bombs and mistaking them for daisies.

Rowan Pope

Adam: Listen, if I gotta be stuck in the mud, I wanna be stuck in the mud with you.
Kristina: Well you're stuck.

Amber: What do you want?
Drew: For her to leave and go back to school.

I like that you, I don't know, think about your family here. Think about your sister. And that you have no idea how beautiful you are or how funny. Oh my gosh. I sound like I may be falling for you. I guess that's why we're here. Beer anybody?

Carl

Looking back, it's easy to see when a mistake has been made... to regret a choice that seemed like a decent idea at the time, but if we used our best judgment and listened to our hearts, we are more likely to see that we chose wisely and avoided the deepest most pain regret of them all - the regret from letting something amazing pass you by.

Meredith

What? Our whole history is in this house. You can't just sell it out from under us and act like it's not a big decision.

Crosby

Let's just worry about getting you out of here with all of your nine lives.

Callie

Ben: How old do you think I am?
Stephanie: 49.
Bailey: You forgot your lunch

Paging Dr. Man. Paging Dr. Well Dressed Man.

Ben