Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, you and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended or expelled, a wing is donated in the Bass name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
Characters:
Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass
Episode:
Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 12: "School Lies"
Show:
Gossip Girl
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Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

You have no idea who you're dealing with.

Blair (to Vanessa)

Blair: So what did you do with Chuck's money, anyway?
Vanessa: I may have started a grant for teenagers with genital herpes. In his name.