Popular 2 Broke Girls Quotes
Max, where's you Deke? In my pants where it always is.
Nicholas
Caroline: Max, do you think you can fake a stroke?
Max: Fake a stroke, fake an orgasm. Basically anything that will get me out of work.
I've told dozens of women I'm leaving my wife for them and I'm not even married. here in America.
Oleg
Caroline: I don't want to be the whore he's leaving her for!
Max: That's my favorite Dr. Seuss book.
Nicholas: She will not believe me, I have a history.
Caroline: There are two of us here.
Nicholas: I also have that history.
Caroline: I am such a bad judge of character.
Max: Of course you are, I'm your best friend.
Caroline: Max, we haven't been so busy since someone spray painted "free sex stuff" on the wall outside.
Max: And you said I'm not good at marketing
I’ve hit some very low points today, but I’m not about to pee through a paper penis in public.
Caroline
But we worked so hard, I have so much green under my fingernails, it looks like I had really good sex with Shrek.
Caroline
Drunk Chick: Guys, I just threw up.
Caroline: And you're carrying it around like a baby chick?
Rest in pee, Caroline.
Max
Caroline: Max, I'm sorry if I rained on your parade today. Well, peed on it.
Max: Don't worry about it. Everything that means something to me gets peed on
