2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 10: "And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving" Quotes
I'd double-check those tights if I were you.Caroline
Max: Whoa! Slow down, Speedracer.
Caroline: I know, I can't stop talking, what was in the stuff you gave me?
Max: I don't know, the ingredients were in Spanish.
Caroline: Well, my corazon is speeding muy rapido!
Caroline: Come on, let's get in line! I've always loved Santa World!
Max: Me too, as a David Sedaris story. Not as an actual real-life option.
All right, I'm feeling y'all! I'll bring the pie! My mother used to make the best chocolate pie. I remember one time she got so mad at this white lady she worked for, she took the chocolate pie to the bathroom... no hold on, that was from The Help.Earl
Max: Oh let me guess, you'd fly someplace like the Bahamas, lay by the pool, and he'd light other people's stolen money by the fire.
Caroline: No, we'd rent out the Waldorf-Astoria ballroom to feed the homeless.
Max: Don't look at me right now.
Caroline: Max, I'm not doing cocaine.
Max: If we could afford cocaine, we could afford a mixer!
Fifty dollars for a hamburger? For that much money, it should eat me first.Oleg
Mary: My second favorite Christmas movie is It's A Wonderful Life!
Caroline: Mine too!
Max: I have Schindler's List on Blu-Ray.