30 Rock Season 3 Quotes
Kenneth: Well, I'm saying you could get your wallet...
Tracy: My what?!
Kenneth: ...and go downstairs to the basement...
Tracy: No!
Kenneth: ...and you go to the soup place, and bring the soup back up here...
Tracy: With what? My arms?
Kenneth: ...make sure to take your IDs with you.
Tracy: That'll be the worst part!
Jenna: We decided we'd get them all hot soup.
Tracy: So... go do that.
Kenneth: Oh, all the other pages have gone home sick, I can't make any runs right now. Maybe the two of you could go get the soup.
[long pause]
Jenna: I don't understand.
Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, Ms. Maroney. You wanted to see me?
Jenna: Kenneth, Tracy and I want to do something for the crew, you know, to thank them for being sick.
Tracy: We didn't know what to get them, but then I had a brain storm. It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
I knew I should've listened to my friends. Kofi said you were too good to be true.
Stuart
Way to tell me something I already knew. What are you, The Huffington Post?
Jack
What if I say something stupid, like "Order a tall coffee," or talk about my Nintendo Wii?
Liz
Look at you and me and our biological clocks. You're baby crazy, and I'm turned on by car accidents.
Jenna
I'm afraid she'll divorce me if I ever have enough money where she can live off half.
Tracy
Oh, Liz. Look at you and I and our biological clocks. You're baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car accidents.
Jenna
Liz: We need to get these guys! Don't you know the Postmaster General?
Jack: I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phone calls.
One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!
Liz
How come there ain't no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? I mean they have every race and life form from all over the galaxy but no Puerto Ricans. What's up with that?
Tracy
