I wouldn't have this job if it wasn't for the mouth in my back.

Kenneth

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I don't know, you ever put a donut in the microwave?

Liz

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Thanks, I found it at Dunkin' ... wait a minute.

Liz

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Yeah, you still have that rotting pumpkin in the corner, so I have a feeling you don't have a great instinct for what month it is.

Drew

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I feel all car sick inside.

Kenneth

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My instincts have never let me down. Except for that eclipse.

Jennifer

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Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

Liz

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OK, I guess we just jumped ahead to date four.

Liz

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Mandy. Is that a male friend, like Mandy Patinkin?

Liz

• Permalink: Mandy. Is that a male friend, like Mandy Patinkin?
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I found it on my favorite web site ... stop showing off, Dot com!

Tracy

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I have faith ... in things that I can buy and sell and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion.

Jack

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I once declared 'I am God' during a deposition.

Jack

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• Added: February 13, 2009