30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
[forgetting what floor he works on] Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the Joey Russo button.
Tracy
The local station edited Will & Grace so much that it was just called Karen.
Randy
[on Christmas gifts for Jenna] I want to take that Internet photo of her nipple slip and make it into a jigsaw puzzle!
Liz
They had their hearts set on the ESPN Zone. They've been talking about the Hideki Matsui Caliente Fajitas all week.
Nancy
An angry God is punishing them. It's a Christmas miracle!
Kenneth
Weird in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.
Jack
Oh, shark farts!
Liz
Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.
Tracy
[to Kenneth] That's the whole thing, K-Fed. Why don't the Catholics not eat meat on Fridays? Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers!
Tracy
[to Jack] I thought you'd have some hotshot wife with black hair who said queeah stuff like "dressing on the side."
Nancy
I'm sorry, are you being sarcastic? It's hard for me to tell. I'm Canadian and we don't have a big Jewish population.
Danny
[to Danny] Why didn't you tell me? I had Tracy playing Josh Groban last week!
Pete
