[to Angie] OK, I'll be in touch. You still use your Hotmail account?

Tracy

That's a great goal for a crazy person.

Tracy

I can't wear contacts because the doctors say my eyeballs are too pointy.

Liz

I get it. Elegance. That's why people come to Yakov's Nubian Bling Explosion.

Sales Guy

If this fails I'm going to flog you like ... well, like me at the Provincetown Flogging Festival.

Devin Banks

Our health costs are down because we started putting something in the coffee to stop the women from getting pregnant.

Jack

Liz: Writers who never talk: you want a new job?

Liz: Maybe we can undid these handcuffs.
Tracy: Racist!

Recently I realized I have a hole in my heart. And not the one I got from eating batteries.

Tracy

[to Liz] You're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.

Jack

I'll do the Christmas shopping this year and prove to you that I can be reliable and that I can finish everything I...

Tracy

Jack: There's a lot of history in Studio 4C: To Catch A Predator, the XFL halftime show, storage for broken copiers.

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes

My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?

Tracy

We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!

Jack