30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
Whoa! New dude sings as good as Tracy Jordan does everything!
Tracy
The whole thing was so confusing I ended up getting my own crappy gift back. Like I need two copies of Over 60 Vixens.
Frank
Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy e-mails with their old high school boyfriends.
Liz
We're lucky people laugh when I stay stuff.
Tracy
[to Jack] This is how I cry now since you made me get that off-brand eye surgery!
Liz
I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I've always wondered why you guys just don't take the door off its hinges.
Jenna
Kenneth's been out there for an hour telling cleaned-up Garrison Keillor stories.
Jack
If this show doesn't work, I might as well let Banks do one of his gay home-invasion fantasies on me.
Jack
How could five of the world's most popular musical styles played at the same time sound so bad?
Tracy
FEMA paid for these flowers ... because this show is going to be a disaster!
Devin Banks
[to Liz] OK, smile ... with your mouth ... wave ... like a human being!
Pete
I get it, treat her like the New York Times treats its readers!
Jack
