It's my mom, she's dead.

T.K.

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• Added: February 21, 2022

The APD are like family, and like family, we sometimes fight.

Owen

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• Added: February 21, 2022

It's like Willie Nelson's tour bus. Ok, everybody mask up, I don't want y'all failing your drug tests.

Owen

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• Added: February 21, 2022

There's like a fire, man. Don't worry, it's coooool!

Caller

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• Added: February 21, 2022

If there's gonna be an ass handing today, it's going to be my hand on your ass!

Owen

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• Added: February 21, 2022