Marjan: You bought a crotch rocket, Cap?
Owen: This isn't a crotch rocket; this is a classic cruising bike.

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TK: So you're married.
Carlos: In name only.
TK: To a woman.
Carlos: Back then, that was the only way you could do it.

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TK: You married a woman?
Carlos: I married my best friend.
TK: And did she know you were gay?
Carlos: She knew everything about me; we loved each other. And we tried to convince ourselves we could make it work, but we were wrong.

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TK: If she was your best friend, then how come I never met her? Is she still in Texas?
Carlos: As far as I know, yeah. You remember Captain Blake?
TK: Michelle? Wait, Michelle Blake is your wife?
Carlos: Michelle is my sister-in-law. I'm married to Iris.

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Carlos: What can I say? He's the one.
Iris: Yeah, but is he hot?
Carlos: Smoking.
Iris: Well, I can't wait to meet him.
Carlos: Well, you'll come to the wedding.
Iris: Oh, I think I need to meet him before that, you know if I'm going to sign the divorce papers.
Carlos: You're joking.
Iris: How's tomorrow night?

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Owen: I'm not lonely; I'm just bored.
Judd: You're bored? So you're telling me that you ain't living your best life?
Owen: No. My best life is when I have dragons to slay.

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Grace: What's wrong?
Tommy: I made a pass at my pastor.

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• Added: January 23, 2023