Park Ranger: I thought when she said it was her brother that maybe that was my shot.
Buck: Welp, I think maybe you have bad instincts.
Eddie: Better luck next time.

Hen: Time off? I'm not sure I even know what to do with that.
Bobby: Try doing nothing. And if anyone asks you to do anything, just say no.

Buck: Yeah, I gotta ask you, why me? I mean, you could go to a sperm bank. You could pick someone with perfect genes.
Connor: Yeah, we could flip through a book and know stuff like their eye color. Whether they're gonna be a scientist or an artist. Or what their body type is. But we couldn't know if they'd be a good person. How they treat the people they care about. I know those things about you. That's way more important than the superficial stuff.

Hen: The main thing to ask yourself is are you capable of doing this?
Buck: I think we both know I'm capable. That's why they asked-
Hen: Are you capable of being a father and walking away? Because that's what they're really asking you.
Buck: Donor. Not dad.
Hen: Exactly. You'd be changing their lives, but they're not necessarily inviting you to stick around and be apart of it.

Christopher: It's not fair. You never let me do anything on my own. I'm not a baby and you always treat me like one.
Eddie: I don't think you're a baby, but you sure are acting like one.
Christopher: And you're acting like a jerk.

Connor: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Buck: I'm saying yes. I'm saying I will absolutely be your sperm donor.

9-1-1 Season 6 Episode 4 Quotes

Hen: Time off? I'm not sure I even know what to do with that.
Bobby: Try doing nothing. And if anyone asks you to do anything, just say no.

Park Ranger: I thought when she said it was her brother that maybe that was my shot.
Buck: Welp, I think maybe you have bad instincts.
Eddie: Better luck next time.