Jerry: It’s not me!
Eddie: It’s me!

Buck: Okay, listen. This is my first date with a dude. But I’m not weirded out, you know? I mean, I’m an ally. Every pride month, I put a rainbow on my Instagram, you know!
Tommy: Oh, that’s good. I guess it’s just me that makes you nervous.

Eddie: I guess you can never have enough closet space.
Tommy: Ain’t that the truth. Right, Evan?

Okay. I don’t think you’re a fraud. I just think that maybe you’re not sure of your own feelings yet. And if there’s something that you need to tell Eddie, you will. Just in your own time.

Maddie [to Buck]

Hen: Maura wasn’t just watching us sleep. She was afraid we weren’t gonna wake up.
Karen: She was trying to protect us.

Eddie: Well, you know what I think. You should call him.
Buck: Really?
Eddie: Heck yeah. He doesn’t know that you’re an idiot. Once he gets to know you and knows that you’re an idiot, he’ll love you. Like we all do.
Buck: What if he says no?
Eddie: Then he’s an idiot. Don’t walk away from something before you even know what it is.
Buck: That sounds like some good advice.

Maddie: Why are you dressed like that?
Buck: Uh, it was a themed party.
Maddie: What was it? Pastel and puke?
Buck: No, 80s. I’m Crockett. He’s Tubbs.
Eddie: He’s Tubbs. I’m Crockett. This isn’t my puke. I don’t think.

9-1-1 Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes

Buck: Okay, listen. This is my first date with a dude. But I’m not weirded out, you know? I mean, I’m an ally. Every pride month, I put a rainbow on my Instagram, you know!
Tommy: Oh, that’s good. I guess it’s just me that makes you nervous.

Jerry: It’s not me!
Eddie: It’s me!