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Thursdays 8:00 PM on ABC9-1-1 Season 3 Quotes
Linda: My Epipen. I'm allergic to bees.
Foster: Bees are the least of your troubles today, sweetheart.
Hen: Yes, Bobby is an EMT, but he's not a doctor.
Michael: Which is fine, because my actual doctor cleared me for this trip, okay? This is important, okay? I need to do this.
Chimney: And what exactly is wrong with the same girl every night? What you don't like Maddie?
Albert: I like her very much. She's a good friend to you.
Chimney: Well, she's a lot more than that.
Albert: Is she? I'm saying I see the friendship, I'm not sure if I see passion. Do you guys even have sex?
Chimney: Of course we have sex! We had sex three nights ago.
Albert: Oh, I did not notice.
Chimney: You weren't supposed to, Albert.
I get taking things slow. But tomorrow isn't promised to anyone. So if you love her, tell her.
Eddie [to Chimney]
Michael: I'm not pushing anybody away. Listen man, I'm taking some steps back so you guys can have all the space. You know, to learn.
Bobby: To learn what?
Michael: How to be a family when I'm gone.
Albert: Why are you upset?
Chimney: Because you brought some rando club girl to my home and you ignited yourself all over my living room!
Chimney: God, I do love you.
Maddie: You better.
Athena: Look, I want to be supportive, Michael. I want to respect your wishes. But I do not want you to die.
Michael: Me either. Okay?
I already feel like a fool. I don't need the rest of the world to know the joke.
Josh [to Maddie]
Joan: He played me for a fool.
Athena: And you just showed him that he was wrong.
Josh: So, you don't think online dating is a terrible idea?
Maddie: I think everyone has a match. You just have to find em.
Josh: Face it guys, you two got lucky.
Buck: They did. You guys have no idea how hard it is out there for the solos. Where's Albert tonight?
Chimney: He's on a date.
