You are not lame. You're just human.

Max

• Permalink: You are not lame. You're just human.
• Added: February 15, 2011

My bikini waxer is more spiritual than you, Guru.

Naomi

• Permalink: My bikini waxer is more spiritual than you, Guru.
• Added: February 15, 2011

Navid: I just got a genius idea on how to redeem the family name.
Dixon: Change it?

• Permalink: I just got a genius idea on how to redeem the family name. Cha...
• Added: February 15, 2011

Looks like Teddy was born in the wrong era.

Student

• Permalink: Looks like Teddy was born in the wrong era.
• Added: February 15, 2011

Reality show producer: Naomi, the camera loves you.
Naomi: The feeling is mutual.

• Permalink: Naomi, the camera loves you. The feeling is mutual.
• Added: February 15, 2011

I'm surprised he can even get a side piece.

Naomi [on Navid cheating]

• Permalink: I'm surprised he can even get a side piece.
• Added: February 15, 2011

Wow, my gaydar was so broken!

Adrianna

• Permalink: Wow, my gaydar was so broken!
• Added: February 10, 2011

Shove it up your ashram!

Naomi

• Permalink: Shove it up your ashram!
• Added: February 08, 2011

How am I supposed to ask someone to be okay about who I am when I'm not?

Teddy

• Permalink: How am I supposed to ask someone to be okay about who I am when ...
• Added: February 08, 2011

I don't want to be gay. I'm supposed to be a tennis star.

Teddy

• Permalink: I don't want to be gay. I'm supposed to be a tennis star.
• Added: February 08, 2011

I can't do this. I'm the other woman. I'm a cheater and a liar. And your iguana is touching me.

Silver

• Permalink: I can't do this. I'm the other woman. I'm a cheater and a liar....
• Added: February 08, 2011

I don't wanna talk about your man boobs anymore!

Navid [to Dixon]

• Permalink: I don't wanna talk about your man boobs anymore!
• Added: January 31, 2011