I'm not afraid of taking risks. I'm just sick of them.

Ivy

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• Added: March 06, 2012

My home looks like a well-appointed Chuck E. Cheese.

Naomi

• Permalink: My home looks like a well-appointed Chuck E. Cheese.
• Added: March 06, 2012

New money, new guilt.

Preston Hillingsbrook [to Annie]

• Permalink: New money, new guilt.
• Added: March 06, 2012

Everyone in Paris is much too willowy...especially the men.

Jen

• Permalink: Everyone in Paris is much too willowy...especially the men.
• Added: March 06, 2012

Are you forgetting the time when you tried to make fanny packs in Beverly Hills a felony offense?

Naomi [to Jen]

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• Added: March 06, 2012

It's time I stop writing checks and started kicking ass.

Mitchell Nash

• Permalink: It's time I stop writing checks and started kicking ass.
• Added: February 07, 2012

I wouldn't even call him a tool. Maybe asswipe or douchebag.

Annie [referring to Preston Hillingsbrook]

• Permalink: I wouldn't even call him a tool. Maybe asswipe or douchebag.
• Added: February 07, 2012

If you need a ride, you can get one from the Los Angeles Police Department as they will be here in about two minutes!

Naomi

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• Added: February 07, 2012

I don't even know if I want to have a relationship with you.

Adrianna [to Dixon]

• Permalink: I don't even know if I want to have a relationship with you.
• Added: February 07, 2012

You're just a street punk with a spray can.

Ivy

• Permalink: You're just a street punk with a spray can.
• Added: February 07, 2012

Whoever did this could be an amazing artist.

Gallery owner [upon seeing wrecked gallery]

• Permalink: Whoever did this could be an amazing artist.
• Added: February 07, 2012

S'up bitch?

Carla [to Naomi]

• Permalink: S'up bitch?
• Added: February 07, 2012