I threw together this little surprise recital for Barb because apparently you can't key a church lady's car anymore.

Ava

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Ava: Why don't those church ladies like you, Barb?
Barbara: I'm too modern for them. I'm not Christian enough for them.
Ava: All because you got a few piercings? If anybody can appreciate a few extra holes in their bodies, it's Jesus.

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We haven't been happy for a long time, okay? I felt it, I think you felt it.

Jacob

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I love it here! It's like Cheers. Except nobody knows my name.

Jacob

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Remember, practicing is more important than your homework. And if any of your teachers disagree, I can and will fire them.

Ava

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