I promise you don't have to worry about any backs getting blown.

Janine

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• Added: January 19, 2023

I was wondering, you know, maybe we can get together sometime without children present. Unless you wanna go bowling, to the movies or mini-golf. Man, children really be everywhere.

Maurice

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• Added: January 19, 2023

What you doing here, Henry? You here to warn me about the flood?

Ava

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• Added: January 19, 2023

Jacob: Cats are pescatarian.
Mr. Johnson: You telling me cats believe in God?

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• Added: January 19, 2023

Oh my. God is a woman!

Jacob

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• Added: January 18, 2023

The plot thickens.

Mr. Johnson

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• Added: January 18, 2023

Ava: Say I'm a hero.
Barbara: No.
Ava: Say I'm a hero.
Barbara: No.
Ava: Say it... You thinking it though.

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• Added: January 18, 2023

That's called game. You'll learn about it one day.

Maurice

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• Added: January 18, 2023

Jacob: in the words of Biggie Smalls: never get high off your own supply. Baby baby!
Kids: (groans)

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• Added: January 18, 2023

We may not have discretionary funds, but we've got grits, guts, and a lot of chocolate!

Barbara

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• Added: January 18, 2023