Abbott Elementary
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAbbott Elementary Season 2 Episode 18: "Teacher Appreciation" Quotes
Jacob: Teacher's Appreciation Week was actually created so less teachers would quit.
Mr. Johnson: That's why Mother's Day was invented, so less mothers would leave their families
Jacob: What about a good old fashioned --
Melissa: -- Bareknuckled fist fight?
Jacob: I was gonna say vote.
Melissa: I mean, teaching kindergarten the most important, Barb? All you'se do is teach kindergarteners how to use safety scissors.
Barbara: And maybe if your kindergarten teacher had done a better job, you would know "you'se" is not plural for you.
Alright, looks like all the votes are in. And somehow, nobody got Molly-Whopped.
Ava
Janine: It's gonna be fun! And it's BYOBG!
Gregory: Bring your own Beer goggles?
Jacob: Bubble gum?
Gregory: Baby giraffe?
Jacob: Big Gulp?
Gregory: Britney Griner?
Jacob: Black Gregory?
Janine: What? No! Bring your own board game. Real simple.
Ayesha: People had hope for you and they gave up on me. Yeah, you had it together. And I couldn't get it together when Mom -- the one who needed me the most was the most disappointed in me. So fine then, I couldn't take it, I couldn't handle it, so I ran. I left. Janine, I'm sorry.
Janine: I get why you left mom, I do, just kinda felt like you left me too.
Melissa: So, um, who you thinking about taking with you to the game?
Mr. Johnson: I'm bringing Dr. J.
Gregory: You know Julius Irving?
Mr. Johnson: No, Dr. Jamar Cameron, my podiatrist.
Ava: Damn, she looks like a grown-up version of you. Like if your proportions were stretched out to a normal length.
Janine: Haha. We get it, Ava. I'm short.
Ava: It's just science, girl. Don't be mad about facts.
