Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 1 Quotes
Raina: You need a similar name. More powerful name. A name like Scorch.
Chan: Scorch? You're joking?
Raina: Have you ever heard of Steve Rogers? No? Captain America, now he's on the news and lunch box and a poster on the on the wall.
Skye: I don't want to ruin the moment, but I'm going to have to respond with G4. Say it Ward. Say it.
Ward: You sank my battleship.
If you think this woman deserves a second chance, we should give it to her. Even though she tried to kill me, I hate her guts.
Skye
May: Bus to short bus.
Ward: Go for short bus.
Coulson: Next time I'll decide what we call ourselves, ok.
Skye: So you asked how she could have cracked the system. I have a pitch, but its way outside the box.
Coulson: I live outside the box.
Skye: What's up Phil.
Coulson: I prefer you not call me Phil.
Skye: Ok, you're the boss AC.
Coulson: Have you seen Skye?
Ward: Not since weapons training.
Coulson: She stop saying bang when she pulls the trigger?
Ward: Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.
Coulson: Maybe I should learn to fly. It's not too late right? I could learn. What do you like best, freedom, the view?
May: The solitude.
Coulson: Got it.
Dr. Hall: SHIELD? Your search for an unlimited power source brought an alien invasion.
Coulson: Fair point.
You made a tough call Dr. Hall, now I have to make mine. [shoots glass under Hall]
Coulson
Guard: Kids got balls.
Skye: Thanks, but yuck.
Quinn: But do you have what it takes to pull the trigger?
Skye: Nope. [leaps out the window]
Coulson: Dr. Hall, Agent Coulson, we have an exit strategy.
Dr. Hall: SHIELD?
Coulson: Yes sir. We let's get you out of here.
Dr. Hall: Well, I'm sorry Mr. Coulson; I'm right where I'm supposed to be.
Coulson: I'll be honest. Our strategy did not take into consideration you saying that.
