Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 1 Quotes
Coulson: We need a reset here Fitz. Fitz?
Simmons: Saying his name repeatedly, does not increase productive.
Coulson: You forget, I saw plenty of action with The Avengers.
May: [Coulson walks off] And you died.
Ward: I know Director Fury felt he owes you after you scarified yourself.
Coulson: And my card collection.
Ward: And the attackers?
Coulson: Invisible.
Skye: Wait Invisible? So cool, but terrible.
Skye: Usually one person doesn't solve the solution, but 100 people with 1% of the solution that will get it done. I think thats beautiful, pieces solving a puzzle.
Ward: You and I see the world differently.
We still need to iron out the kinks, but Ward you can speak 6 languages, Simmons you have 2 PHD's in fields I cannot pronounce, and Fitz you ARE a rocket scientist, so work it out.
Coulson
Ward: Where's your side arm?
May: If I need a gun, I'll take one.
Ward: Right, I forgot I was working with "The Calvary."
May: Don't ever call me that.
Skye: I don't even know where we are going.
Coulson: Peru. That's where the 084 was reported.
Skye: And an 0-8-4 is?
Coulson: Object of unknown origin, kind of like you. Team goes in determines if it's useful or poses a threat. Last one turned out to be pretty interesting.
Skye: What was the last one?
Coulson: A hammer.
Skye: Sweet ride.
Coulson: I earned a little good will from Direct Fury when I got hit right before the battle of New York.
Skye: You took a bullet?
Coulson: "ish".
Ward: Skye, the girl is not qualified to be a Shield agent.
Coulson: That's why I invited her on as a consultant. Shield does it all the time. Technically Stark is a consultant.
Skye: What is an "O 84"
Coulson: You have exactly 10 minutes to decide if you want to know.
Skye: There is no way we can get back to the airfield in 10 mins.
Coulson: [presses button] The tide is rising.
Coulson: This is QMB-T16, it's the top-shelf martini of sodium thiopental. It's a brand new and extremely potent truth drug. Don't worry the effects only last about an hour.
Ward: You'll have a nice little nap, and we'll have all the answer...[Coulson injects him] Ouch!
Coulson: Did that hurt?
Ward: No, you've lost your mind. You should never do that to a member of your team. And yes, it did hurt a little bit, but I try to mask my pain in front of a beautiful woman, it makes me seem more masculine. MY GOD this stuff works fast.
