Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Simmons: You sure they can't follow us?
Deke: Oh, they can *definitely* follow us, it's just gonna take them awhile!
Come on! A room full of secret agents, scientists, and superheroes! Someone give me something!
Coulson
These pipes are hot. I wonder if that means this is the spa floor...
Daisy [in a dark dingy corridor]
You call me weak. My strength comes from surrounding myself with loyalty.
Kasius
May: How are *you* not eaten by those things?
Enoch: They have no interest in me, as I have no tender insides for them to extract.
May: Thought Fitz was done building robots.
Patience is a feeble cover for inaction.
Faulnak
Daisy: By the way, ‘fight to the death’? Really?
Fitz: Well, I had to make a splashy entrance.
Daisy: Well, you could’ve jumped in the Octagon yourself, then!
Fitz: No, it wouldn’t be fair. I do pushups now. Double digits.
Fitz: So Kasius has assembled the worst of the worst.
Enoch: Do not fear. *You* are far more reprehensible than any other creature in this room.
Fitz: Thanks for that, Enoch.
Enoch: You’re quite welcome. It was a rather fun pursuit, constructing your alias. No longer are you Leopold Fitz, but instead Boshtok, a vile Space Marauder of unlimited wealth.
Fitz: Was the brooch really necessary?
Enoch: Indeed! That medal signifies the number of enemy lives you’ve taken.
Enoch: *That* is Jemma Simmons. Would you like me to broker an introduction?
Fitz [in disbelief]: Why would I need you to introduce me to Jemma Simmons?
Enoch [whispers]: It’s Marauder protocol.
Fitz: Jemma, it’s me. Don’t turn around. Just play it cool. Oh, I’ve missed you so much. I spent six months locked up in an off-the-books military prison, not to mention 80 years frozen in space, all just hoping to find you. But here you are. You know, I realized something: the universe can’t stop us, because we have crossed galaxies, we have traveled through time, we survived the bottom of the Atlantic just so we could be together. And a love like that, that is stronger than *any* curse. You and I, we are *unstoppable* together. I don’t want to live another day without you. So, Jemma Simmons, will you marry me?
Tess: Flint, this is Yo-Yo, she’s Inhuman, too.
Flint: Yeah, I kinda figured that already. Why aren’t you living down on the Kree levels?
Yo-Yo: I’m not really from here.
Coulson: None of us are. And she’s not the only Inhuman with us.
Flint [glances at Mack]: You mean this guy.
Yo-Yo: No, he’s just cool.
Normally, I’d pit Ben against another Inhuman, but for this crowd, I decided for a more… unique opponent. One not of this time. This deadly assassin was trained by one of the galaxy’s most despised organizations. But most intriguing, she’s also a friend to the Destroyer of Worlds. Dear guests, may I present to you Melinda May, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Kasius
