Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 5 Quotes
Coulson: They’re using newborns as a commodity?!
Deke: How do you think things are done around here? It’s the only way anyone can have kids.
Coulson: I’m sorry, the *only* way?
Deke: People don’t get *pregnant* anymore.
Coulson: Super. And the vibe goes full dystopian!
Deke: Well, maybe the Prophecy wouldn’t be such a mystery if you didn’t kill anyone who knew anything about it.
Kasius: Yes. Life is full of regrets.
Have you looked in a mirror? You’re a *beast*! Go be one!
Grill [to Mack]
May I call you Daisy? It’s a lot less formal than ‘Destroyer of Worlds.’
Kasius
Kasius: Despite everything I did for these humans, I still found them clinging to their gods. Their fairy tales. One of which was Quake. The old ones, rest their souls, used to tell how SHIELD would return one day from the past to save them. Now here *you* are.
Daisy: Not by choice.
Kasius: You you show up at the exact same time as another human. There’s no marks on her wrist, and a skillset beyond her station!
Kasius: So this is Quake, Destroyer of Worlds. How is it possible she's here?
Deke: The important thing is... she's yours.
Daisy [to Deke]: I'll kill you... I swear...
Deke: Sorry, sweetheart. I'm just playing the long game.
Oh. So there she is. Quake, Destroyer of Worlds.
Deke
Mack: You were all pinned to the wall, flailing around like a bunch of hungry hungry hippos!
Coulson: Huh. In my mind it was cooler than that.
Say what you will about our future dystopian horror show... it has a nice view.
Coulson
May: So, less than 24 hours and you’ve already been taken prisoner! Is that a record?
Coulson: Not even close!
Yo-Yo: Humans aren’t allowed to have guns.
Coulson: Except for murder sports, apparently.
Daisy: You got all that from the shoe guy?
Deke: The shoe guy knows all.
Daisy: Guess I should’ve asked him in the first place!
