Don't take too long to respond. Because men are fragile.

Denise

• Permalink: Don't take too long to respond. Because men are fragile.
• Added: June 21, 2021

Carter: Is there anything you aren't good at?
Billy: Marriage, apparently.

• Permalink: Marriage, apparently.
• Added: June 21, 2021

You're right. I do feel better.

Carter [to Billy]

• Permalink: You're right. I do feel better.
• Added: June 21, 2021

With my skill and your chalk, we can't lose.

Frausto [to Spencer]

• Permalink: With my skill and your chalk, we can't lose.
• Added: June 21, 2021

Carter: My mom insisted I dress like Urkel. Not the cool one.
Billy: There was a cool one?

• Permalink: There was a cool one?
• Added: June 21, 2021

Laura: I hear she's been chasing Billy her whole life.
Grace: Not just Billy. Anyone with an X chromosone.

• Permalink: Not just Billy. Anyone with an X chromosone.
• Added: June 21, 2021

Spencer: What happened to the Eagles discount?
Asher: J.J.'s Night of a Thousand Wings ruined that.

• Permalink: J.J.'s Night of a Thousand Wings ruined that.
• Added: June 21, 2021

The kid's 5 foot and slow. They can't all be Rudy.

Billy [to Carter]

• Permalink: The kid's 5 foot and slow. They can't all be Rudy.
• Added: June 21, 2021

I want to have some fun. Y'all wanna have some fun?

Spencer

• Permalink: I want to have some fun. Y'all wanna have some fun?
• Added: June 14, 2021

Special players make special plays on special days. So be special, dammit.

Billy

• Permalink: Special players make special plays on special days. So be special, dammit.
• Added: June 14, 2021

I'm proud of you for taking your time and not rushing back.

Billy [to Jordan]

• Permalink: I'm proud of you for taking your time and not rushing back.
• Added: June 14, 2021

Spencer: Kids nowadays are different.
Coach Green: Kids? What are you, a year older than them?

• Permalink: Kids? What are you, a year older than them?
• Added: June 14, 2021