John: I like smart women. Women who are smarter than me.
Dorian: That shouldn't be too hard.

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John: Don't scan my testicles ever again.
Dorian: Copy that.

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Looking at that bot on Rudy's table makes me think who is going to remember me?

Dorian

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Dorian: His vitals suggest he is lying.
John: Yep.
Dorian: Or, he doesn't like you very much.
John: Add him to the list with kids and cats.

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Dorian: I'm not the one with the online dating profile.
John: I don't have an online dating profile.
Dorian: You do now.

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[to John] I haven't even been a child and I know that would scare one. What's the matter with you, man?

Dorian

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