Almost Paradise
Mondays 10:00 PM on WGN AmericaAlmost Paradise Season 1 Episode 7: "Uncle Danny" Quotes
Peake: So what do I look like?
Alex: Is this a trick question?
Danny: I've got a better lie than you do.
Alex: That should be on your business card.
Danny: Besides, I think "welching" is an ethnic slur.
Alex: To who?
Danny: The Welsh.
I've got to go settle some business. Try to stay out of trouble until I get back.
Alex [to Danny]
Dr. Patel: We've talked about this, Alex. When you blame, you just reinjure yourself.
Alex: There's a lot of blame to go around.
Kai: If you had a different partner, you'd probably get real assignments.
Ernesto: They're all real assignments, Kai.
Danny: I know this sounds crazy but I joined Gamblers Anonymous.
Alex: I guess they didn't have Con Artists Anonymous, huh?