Almost Paradise
Mondays 10:00 PM on WGN AmericaAlmost Paradise Season 1 Quotes
These guys make the Italian Mafia look like the Backstreet Boys. They're demented. Charles Manson Joker demented.
Alex [to Kai]
Alex: How am I going to screw that up?
Kai: I don't know. You find ways. It's your superpower.
Kai: Wow! How do you get a head that big through the front door?
Alex: It's a double door.
Alex: You're going to make a real good blackmailer when you get older.
Rita: Thank you.
August: I think I would have been better off dying.
Alex: Then I apologize for saving your life.
Alex: How do you feel?
August: Like I hit rock bottom. And let me tell you it's dark and lonely here.
When [August] wakes up, tell him to stop living like a rock star or he's going to die like one.
Dr. Patel
Ike: What do you think [referring to his cowboy boots]?
Kai: They're ... different.
Ernesto: In a good way. A good different
Alex: I'm just doing my job.
August: Your job is to keep me from being kidnapped, not to be my nursemaid.
Kai: Is he smiling?
Ernesto: Definitely a smile. Teeth and everything.
Alex: Well, I'm more of a solo act.
Kai: What a surprise.
Kai [to Alex]; Are we interrupting band practice?
