Almost Paradise
Mondays 10:00 PM on WGN AmericaAlmost Paradise Season 1 Quotes
Ike: We brought you here for your own safety.
August: Hell, the only one that needs protection is the kid that ran off with my damn hat.
August, what have you done this time?
Shelton [to August]
Peake: So what do I look like?
Alex: Is this a trick question?
Danny: I've got a better lie than you do.
Alex: That should be on your business card.
Danny: Besides, I think "welching" is an ethnic slur.
Alex: To who?
Danny: The Welsh.
I've got to go settle some business. Try to stay out of trouble until I get back.
Alex [to Danny]
Dr. Patel: We've talked about this, Alex. When you blame, you just reinjure yourself.
Alex: There's a lot of blame to go around.
Kai: If you had a different partner, you'd probably get real assignments.
Ernesto: They're all real assignments, Kai.
Danny: I know this sounds crazy but I joined Gamblers Anonymous.
Alex: I guess they didn't have Con Artists Anonymous, huh?
Kai: Book him.
Ike: Love to. I've been waiting 20 years to do this.
Rabara: We make a good team. You can't beat history.
Kai: Our history sucks. We have pain and death. Screw our history.
No one wants to read that. It's like if Stephen King wrote a romance novel.
Alex [to Ernesto]
