Ernesto: You own an iron?
Alex: Yeah, I own an iron. Why?
Ernesto: You always look like a thrown-out napkin.

Kai: You have no restraint.
Alex: I do not.

Rabara: Kai talks about you a lot.
Alex: All good stuff, I hope.
Kai: I call him to vent.
Rabara: She says you're resourceful.

Ernesto: It must be some mess in there.
Kai: Good. I need something decent. Ocampo keeps sending me on these nuisance cases.

I believe in a gun and a badge. The rest got buried with [her mother].

Kai [to Ernesto]

Lockhart: There is no trying, only doing.
Alex: Yoda? Really? That's what you're going with?

Ike: You're good with that [gun].
Sampaguita: I learned how to be a nurse in the Army.

It's time to nut up, Lockhart.

Kai [to Lockhart]

We're going to need a bigger plan.

Alex

Berto: Walker's here. He took them out.
Ike: Of course he is.

Lockhart: We are quickly running out of time.
Kai: Thank you, Assistant Director of the Obvious.

Berto: The gift-shop man is here.
Ernesto [smiling]: I was hoping he'd show up.

Almost Paradise Season 1 Quotes

No stress, no drama. Just peace and quiet.

Alex [to Doctor]

Doctor: If you don't take them, with your level of hypertension, your heart will become enlarged.
Alex: I know. Ticking time bomb.
Doctor: No. There's no ticking. Just "boom." Heart failure. And trust me that's worse than penis failure.
Alex: That's your opinion.