There are a lot of people in this world who take. Maybe we need more who are willing to give.

Sampaguita [to Ernesto]

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• Added: April 23, 2020

Kai: They could still decide to kill us.
Lockhart: At this point, that may be preferable.

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Sampaguita: She's been trying to marry me off since I was 16.
Ernesto: I'm glad she failed so far.

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• Added: April 23, 2020

Alex: You don't know the first thing about being on the ground. Sometimes following protocol will get you killed.
Clint: And sometimes not following protocol gets your prisoner released.

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• Added: April 23, 2020

You paid on time. Who are you and what did you do to the real Alex?

Cory [to Alex]

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• Added: April 23, 2020

El Diablo: When I get free, you're a dead man.
Alex: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that line.

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• Added: April 23, 2020

We're gonna Apollo 13 this thing.

Alex

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• Added: April 19, 2020

Alex: Why shoot a pistol ...
Jerry: When you can whip it?

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• Added: April 19, 2020

Jerry, I've seen this movie before.

Alex

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• Added: April 19, 2020

Alex: I didn't take you for the superstitious type.
Ernesto: I'm not. It's bad luck to be superstitious.

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• Added: April 19, 2020

Why are you here so late? And why are you here at all?

Ernesto [to Kai, then Alex]

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Jerry: It's easy to forget an old ham like me.
Alex: Don't say that. You're a TV legend.

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• Added: April 19, 2020