Get out of my house, you zombie whore!

Audrey

Anubis: In life, you believed in nothing. You will go to nothing. You will be done. There will be darkness.
Laura: And peace?
Anubis: There will be darkness.

Fuck you, Dummy.

Laura

Shadow: You could be a world-class thief. No one suspects anybody who looks like you.
Laura: And what do I look like?
Shadow: That you get anything you wanted just by asking for it.

Shadow: I would be happy living in a cardboard box under a highway with you.
Laura: See, that would represent a failure to me.

Audrey: What was your big lie, Laura?
Laura: I told Shadow I could wait for him.

I had Robbie buried with his penis shoved up his ass. I'm a vulgar woman. Anger and grief have made me a vulgar woman.

Audrey

American Gods Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

I had Robbie buried with his penis shoved up his ass. I'm a vulgar woman. Anger and grief have made me a vulgar woman.

Audrey

Shadow: I would be happy living in a cardboard box under a highway with you.
Laura: See, that would represent a failure to me.