I've crossed enough paths to know that one in four people are rock stupid. Even the smart ones believe in delusions, whether it's gods or ghosts.

Shadow

This is the only country in the world that wonders what it is.

Wednesday

The only thing that scares me is being forgotten. I can survive most things, but not that.

Wednesday

Shadow, at best you suffer from a failure of imagination. We're gonna have to fix that.

Wednesday

Wednesday: That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They're her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering?
Shadow: Because his dad sacrificed his ass.
Wednesday: Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and sacrifice to go around.

Why are you talking to me about marshmallows? Like I'm worried about marshmallows! [takes the hot cocoa] Yeah, I like marshmallows.

Shadow

Kissing is disgusting, but in a nice way, like bleu cheese or brandy.

Sister

Are you sure I do this with you? Follow the wrong god, I do not see my Tita again. [the cat pushes her inside]

Mrs. Fedeo

American Gods Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Kissing is disgusting, but in a nice way, like bleu cheese or brandy.

Sister

Are you sure I do this with you? Follow the wrong god, I do not see my Tita again. [the cat pushes her inside]

Mrs. Fedeo