He hates me. It was a fucking mistake to have him.

Liv

A little magic couldn’t hurt.

Bernadette

I want him.

Voice

I don't care about the prank. You guys need to come down to make a statement.

Detective

Wyatt: Guess we're not getting presents for Christmas.
Santa: You'll get what you deserve.

Wyatt: He's got a full-on chub.
James: It's a fold in my shorts.

Guys and gals, I'm James, I couldn't believe it when the guys asked me to move in here.

James

You need to make sure and play the movie.

Larry

We've been going out six months tonight.

Kelley

I hate apologies.

Kelley

You can't be scared of the dick.

Dee

Michael: We're dead?
Troy: Yes.