American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Season 9 Quotes
Leave him alone, he deserves a happy ending.
Lavinia
I needed to believe that a normal life was possible after Camp Redwood, a glimmer of hope after all that darkness. Your dad was that for me.
Brooke
Thanks for nothing, f–kface!
Margaret
He came here to do good, but dark forces took him away.
Montana
Everyone you see here is likely to kill you.
Montana
They're dead, Courtney. Kajagugu is dead.
Margaret
Benjamin: I'm going to end you in this place.
Richard: Bring it on, Key Man.
Donna: Every horror movie has a final girl.
Brooke: Final girl?
Donna: The one who survives it all and lives to tell the tale.
Worker: Hey man, who are you with?
Richard: Satan.
Worker: Right on.
You stay, you die.
Montana
Counselor: So gross. Aren't you bored of this by now?
Counselor #2: Seriously. I haven't wanted to touch a living person since 1972.
Woman: Hello? Your music is very loud. We have to wake up early for Disney Land. Please turn it down.
Night Stalker: Idol only plays one way. Full throttle. What, you don't got Billy Idol in France?
