I'm gay, but I fucked a girl in high school. And I finished, and she did too, I think. It's hard to tell with girls.

Mr. Gallant

You were 52 when Elvis took his last shit.

Coco

I paid my way in here, and that is the only cooperating that I plan on doing.

Coco

Humanity is on the brink of failure.

Michael

Wait, a pigeon? Can we eat it?!

Coco

There's no excuse for tardiness when there's nothing else to do.

Ms. Venable

Welcome to Outpost Three.

Wilhemina

I don't know how to work a dishwasher or open a door.

Coco

Mr. Gallant: Missiles are coming.
Evie Gallant: So is global warming, It is probably fake news.

Isn't it sad when a strong woman scares people more than clowns?

Ally

Charles Manson Hallucination: You are the illest motherfucker alive!
Kai: Thank you, Chuck.

You're not a hero. You're a symbol. One I created! Killing people doesn't get the men hard and the ladies wet anymore. But Americans lose their ever-loving shit when you destroy their symbols. Statues, flags, pledges of allegiance, twenty dollar bills, white Jesus, and Merry Fucking Christmas. You come for any of that stuff, you've got writhing in the streets and domination of the news cycle for weeks. You symbolize the hope that women will one day win an argument with their husbands. That they won't be cat-called when they walk down the streets. That their bosses won't talk about their tits anymore. That they'll make just as much money as men make. That the fight is winnable. When I kill you, they'll see that there is no hope. Women can't lead. Women can't win. They will always be outsmarted and outmuscled. They need to finally understand that what they can and should do is shut up, know their place, and make me a goddamn sandwich.

Kai

American Horror Story Quotes

You were 52 when Elvis took his last shit.

Coco

I am the queen of every hive. I am the fire on every hill. I am the shield over every head. I am the spear of battle. Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?

The Butcher