American Woman
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Bonnie: So, in order to be an independent woman, I have to be completely dependent on my 11-year-old daughter. So, I'm asking you, what are we celebrating?
Kathleen: Jessica booking her first commercial and you being her amazing mama.
Kathleen: When I saw her playing there, I just got this feeling in my gut. I just knew she could do it!
Greg: That feeling is worth a million bucks. You are a natural.
Bonnie: Where did all my money go?
Co-Worker : To taxes. Uncle Sam thinks it's important we learn to share. With him.
Diana: Don't worry. I'm sure people will be paying so much attention to your amazing personality and your perky tits that they won't even notice me.
Bonnie: Alright, that's enough. You two are worse than my girls. Kathleen, if you have anything that will calm you down in that armada of pills you're always carrying around with you, I suggest you take it.
Lori: Is that it? If you're going to make it out here, you're going to need some balls. Do you know how many times Robert Evans made me cry before I told him to go screw himself? Once. You got a card?
Kathleen: Yes I do!
Lori: Hmmm. So what studio were you doing casting for before you opened your own office?
Kathleen: I'm doing it with my boyfriend, and he worked for Paramount.
Lori: What about YOU?
Kathleen: Nowhere. [laughs] I've never done this before.
Lori: So you don't know anything about casting?
Lori: So, Kathleen the cigarette queen. Tell me a little about yourself.
Kathleen: Me? I work in casting.
Lori: That's funny. I know everybody in casting, but I don't know you. Why is that?
Kathleen: Well, I just opened my own agency.
Bonnie: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong; I just had a really strange night. Did you ever feel like you just woke up in someone else's life?
Adam: Are you kidding? This is Hollywood. I feel like that every single day. It was my fault. I was a little thrown when you made the first move because I'm from Nebraska, and that is not the way things work back there.
Diana: Aaahhh. Can you feel it? Can you feel that groove?
Kathleen: Diana?!
Diana: On, no, no. Don't fight it. It's everywhere. Dance all night till the feeling is right.
I don't know why anybody lives in Malibu. It's so far away from everything and there's no place to park.
Diana
Steve: You know, when we were together, you never had to worry about anything.
Bonnie: Maybe that was the problem.
Dennis: I left some contracts on my desk. Make sure you photocopy them before you leave.
Diana: [flips him the bird after he turns his back]
