Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 5 Episode 2: "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying" Quotes
Cyril: I'm sorry, the money is where?
Archer: Uh, in your masturbators, you idiot.
You'd be amazed what you people do when you think you're alone. Cyril.
Krieger
Lana: Right about here is the part where I hold you responsible.
Archer: Oh my God, the burden.
Lana: If anything goes wrong, I'm holding YOU responsible.
Archer: Yeah, that'll teach me.
Archer: It's the A-Team meets Scarface. That makes me...uh...
Lana: Hannibal Montana?
The point is, we are highly trained covert operatives with an extremely dangerous set of skills. And since the government has unjustly accused us of treason, we are now forced to transfer those skills from espionage to criminal activity. Kinda like the A-Team. But we sell drugs
Potato, po-treason, whatever.
Cyril: Only if you promise to periodically micromanage it and emasculate me.
Malory: Cyril. I would have thought that goes without saying.
God, how I envy the deaf.
Malory
Think cool thoughts, like eating mint chocolate ice-cream...in your refrigerated drawer...at the morg
Not as scary as having to live in "Casa de Addams Family" with you two!
Archer: I realize now that I was mistaken
Lana: Aww, what a scary new feeling for you.
