Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 2 Quotes
Malory: I am not sharing a room with you.
Gillette: No, I'm sharing it with you and it's the last room in the hotel. Mo view but it's got two queens.
Malory: Where's the other one, greasing up in the bathroom?
Wow, what a pussy. He was spilling the beans so fast, i could barely keep up.
Well, you did threaten to stick a knife up his dick hole.
Lana
Cyril: I was jacking it on the telephone.
Archer: Does Internet porn know you were cheating on it?
Archer: I'm not negotiating with a cyborg.
Lana: That's just a voice modulator.
Archer: You don't think cyborgs have that technology!?
Malory: Guess how many pygmies died cutting it down? Hint: six.
Who taught you to punch, your husband?
Pam
I am literally wet with jealousy.
Lana
Archer: What's his name?
Cheryl: Babou, but it should be buyer's remorse. Stupid thing's always sick.
And thanks Pam. Way to drag out a kidnapping. Now I'm late again. But this is a way better excuse than the train dwarf. Yuck.
Cheryl
Cheryl: Mopeds are fun but you don't want to let your buddies see you riding one.
Pam: I thought he meant I was fuel efficient. I had only had 10 ten beers.
Cheryl: 40s?
Pam: NO.... yes.
Pam: Zing! ... Wildly inappropriate.
Krieger: Seriously, Pam.
Pam: Okay, clone wars.
Krieger: Zing.
