Arrested Development Season 1 Quotes
Buster: Um, is it okay if I do it for Mom and not you?
Buster: Because I really like Mom.
Michael: We know.
It's an idiot on a scooter at night. It's got to be Gob.Lucille
George Michael: I, uh ... need you to make some fake IDs for me and Maeby.
Gob: Like a passport?
George Michael: Yeah, yeah, that would be great. Oh, and, uh, preferably French. I like the way they think.
George Sr.: I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands.
George Sr.: Gold Krugerrands. Your mother snuck them in here, stuffed them in energy bar wrappers to keep me from getting strangled in the shower or worse.
George Sr.: In a way.
Lucille: Buster, what's going on? What happened to your head?
Buster: Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer.
Lucille: You're my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Maeby: We don't have to go, do we?
Michael: Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration ... It's no place for children.
Mom, you've already got two strikes on your record. You strike one more person and it's technically a spree.Michael
She went from giddy to devastated. I mean, it would have been funnier if it wasn't so ... no, it was kind of funny.Michael
Buster: I've already got a Lucille in my life.
Lucille 2: I understand ... That's healthy.
It's all I've ever wanted from you, Daddy - for you to spend money on me.Lindsay
Michael: Actually my head does not hurt at all. What did you give me?
Doctor: Your mother asked me to pump you full of ...
Lucille: Children's aspirin.